Gloves Jokes

Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.
Jarod Kintz
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.