Give Jokes

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
"You'd better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart."
- Grey's Anatomy
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
“The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary on it.” – Arthur Schopenhauer
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred." - Woody Allen
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.