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Follow Jokes

Pick Up Lines
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Quotes
“Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
Ellen DeGeneres
Chess Puns
"Come follow me and I will make you a Fischer of men."
Train Puns
How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks
Christian Pick Up Lines
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Mushroom Puns
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Language Pick Up Lines
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
Dad Puns
"Dad, how do you cast spells?"
"You just follow the instructions."

"Which instructions?"

"Yeah, they're the ones."
Cowboy Puns
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
Funny Parenting Quotes
"If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says, keep away from children." – Susan Savannah
Cherry Puns
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
Funny Animal Poems That Rhyme
Dear Dog

You cower and hide
As I fill up the tub
Yet when I go outside
And turn on the hose
You follow me gladly
For a spray up the nose
Music Puns
Follow Beethoven's example. People said he was never going to be a musician because he was deaf. Did he listen to them? Of course not.
Cowboy Jokes
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked
doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
One Liners and Short Jokes
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
Follow the Plow
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"