Fell Jokes

The hotdog severely fell behind in school which is why he has to ketchup.
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
Two frogs fell into a bucket of cream
And must paddle to keep afloat;
But one soon tired and sank to rest
With a gurgling sigh in his throat.
The other paddled away all night,
And not a croak did he utter,
And with the coming of morning light
He rode on an island of butter.
The flies came thick to his island home
And made him a breakfast snappy.
The milkmaid shrieked and upset the pail,
And froggy hopped away happy.
We can all find a moral in this rhyme,
And should hasten at once to apply:
Success will come in the most difficult time
If we paddle and never say die!
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
My father-in-law fell into a giant vat of sliced cabbage.
Now he's my father-in-slaw.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
A baker fell down the stairs with a platter full of cookies.
As they say, that's the way the cookies crumbled.
A tree fell over in our yard but we aren't sure why.
We're looking for the root cause.
I was trying to reshape the border of my backyard when my neighbors' fence fell over...
Wrong post.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?