Expects Jokes

Spain Puns

I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.

People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

Funny Aging Quotes

"Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton

Jokes For Women

What do you call a man who expects to have se* on the second date? Patient!