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Escape Jokes

Planet Puns
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Fridge Puns
Did you hear the one about the ice cube’s great escape from the freezer?
You could say it was a well thawed out plan.
Puns
Prisoner: "I’m sorry I tried to escape."
Guard: "I’m not mad, just… disappointed."

Remember, kids, never let your guard down.
Keyboard Puns
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Funny Work Quotes
“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.” — Author Unknown
Deer Puns
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Toaster Puns
How did the pizza escape the oven?
Through the dough!
Thanksgiving Jokes
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.
AC Unit Puns
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
Thanksgiving Puns
Did you hear about the Thanksgiving turkey who tried to escape the roasting pan?
He was foiled.
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris fell into a black hole.
The black hole couldn't escape.
Space Pick Up Lines
Your smile must be a black hole. Nothing can escape its pull.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.