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Effect Jokes

Drugstore Pick Up Lines
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Brain Puns
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
Funny Aging Quotes
"I don't do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast." - Anonymous
Corny Jokes
I was getting a record player down from a shelf and it dropped on my head!

But it didn't effect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me

It didn't affect me...
Dog Puns
Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
Because he knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
Crow Puns
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Funny Marriage Quotes
“Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.” - Jenny Seinfeld
Head Puns
I'm surprised you all aren't talking more about that drug with the side effect of making scalps wrinkled.
I mean, it's been making a LOT of head lines.