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Earthquake Jokes

Nuts Puns
The nut stayed c-almond and collected during the earthquake.
Pick Up Lines
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
One Liners for Kids
Q: What does a dentist do during an earthquake?
A: She braces herself!
Nature Puns
What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!
Weather Pick Up Lines
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Classic Pick Up Lines
I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.
The Shooting Squad
During the second world war, three military prisoners were about to be executed. A private, a sergeant and an officer. Two guards brings the private forward, and the executioner asks if he has any last requests. He says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." Suddenly the private private yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around, allowing him time to run away as fast as he could. The angry guards then bring the sergeant forward, and the executioner asks if he has any last requests. He says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." The sergeant then screams, "Tornado!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. allowing him time to escape in the confusion. The guards, very angry now, bring the office forward, and the executioner asks if he has any last requests. He also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." The officer shouts, "FIRE!"
Jogging Pick Up Lines
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Cow Puns
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.