Draws Jokes

Dad Jokes

Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face."
That was the punchline.

Art Puns

A con artist is an artist who draws pictures of criminal suspects.

What do you call the guy who draws pictures of criminal suspects? A con artist.

Q: How does an artist fill in a CV?
A: He draws on experience.

Appliance Puns

Wife told me that our juicer draws a lot of power.
I explained to her that it takes lot of juice to juice the juicer.