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Dracula Jokes

Math Puns
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you Count Dracula.
Dog Puns
What dog does Dracula own?
A blood-hound.
Giraffe Puns
What did Dracula say when he saw a giraffe for the first time?
I’d like to get to gnaw you.
Animal Puns
What type of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
One Liners for Kids
Did you know vampires aren’t real?
Unless you Count Dracula.
One Liners and Short Jokes
Dracula decided it was time to give his son "the talk"

Dracula: "You see, when two monsters love each other very much, they-"

Son: "They do the mash."

Dracula: *nodding* "They do the monster mash."
Thanksgiving Jokes
What does Dracula call Thanksgiving? Fangs-giving.
Baseball Puns
Which position does the son of Dracula play on the baseball team?
Bat boy.
What did they call Dracula after his team won the big game?
The Champire.
Puns
I started a job making plastic Dracula figurines but there’s only two of us in the production line.
I have to make every second Count.
Ice Cream Puns
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Veinilla.