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Don Jokes

Funny Work Quotes
“Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow.” — Don Herold
“When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: ‘Whose?'” — Don Marquis
Funny Health Quotes
"Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge"- Don Kardong
Greece Puns
Did you know that the Greek god Chronos was in the Mafia?
He was the Don of Time itself!
Food Quotes
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
Tableware Puns
Why did Don Corleone send back the plate for his coffee cup?
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.