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Disappointed Jokes

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Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a few new faces here this week and I must say I am very disappointed.
Prisoner: "I’m sorry I tried to escape."
Guard: "I’m not mad, just… disappointed."

Remember, kids, never let your guard down.
Thanksgiving Jokes
What does a disappointed mama turkey tell her kids?

If your father were to see you now, he would be turning over in his gravy!
Deer Puns
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Yard Puns
I'm always really disappointed when I pull up to a yard sale...
And they aren't willing to sell me any of their yards.
Gorilla Puns
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Mountain Puns
A disappointed Dad tells a knock-knock joke to his teenage son: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're a mountain." "You're a mountain, who?" "You're a mountain to nothing, son!"
Buffalo Puns
Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
He was a bison.
Funny Marriage Quotes
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." — Albert Einstein
Toxic Pick Up Lines
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Water Puns
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Soap Puns
Slightly disappointed that the makers of the shampoo, "Head and Shoulders" have not followed up with a bodywash called, "Knees and toes."
The Blond Painter
A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road. Disappointed, his boss asks what the problem was. The Blond replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket."
Tennis Puns
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
The Secret of His Success..
After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Caribbean resort. While relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. His old friend had been something of a "burnout" in high school, and this was the last place Joe expected to see him. Joe approached the man, and seized his hand. "Pete, it's Joe. From high school. It's sure been a long time. You look great! You must really be doing okay for yourself." "I am," whispered Pete. "I am a partner with a very successful law firm. But don't tell mother. She got the idea that I was a drug dealer back when I was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how I REALLY make my money."
One Liners and Short Jokes
"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?"
"One dollar." answered little Johnny.
"You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed.
Little Johnny shook his head too, "You don't know my daddy."