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Dictionary Jokes

Pick Up Lines
You're like a dictionary... you add meaning to my life.
Dog Puns
What do you do when your dog chews a dictionary?
Take the words out of his mouth.
One Liners for Kids
Which is the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles", because there is a mile between each "s"!
One Liners and Short Jokes
If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Travel Pick Up Lines
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Book Puns
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles because there’s a mile between each s.
Bone Puns
Someone said, "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me."
So I through a dictionary at them.
Dad Jokes
My mum bought me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
Funny Work Quotes
"The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary."
~ Vince Lombardi
Nerdy Pick Up Lines
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.