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Describe Jokes

History Puns
A teacher asks one of their pupils, "Can you describe Napoleon"s origin?"
The pupil replies, "Course I can." (Corsican)
One Liners for Kids
I went to the doctor with hearing problems. He said, "Can you describe the symptoms?"

I said, “Homer’s the big dude and Marge has blue hair...”
Clean Jokes
If I had to describe myself in 3 words?
Lazy.
Lemon Puns
How do you describe a polite german lemon?
Bitte(r)
Language Pick Up Lines
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
Pun Puns
How would you describe a pun about a pun?
They're pun-ishingly bad!
Music Pick Up Lines
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Tree Puns
How do you describe an acorn in one sentence? In a nutshell, it is an oak tree.
Onion Puns
How do you describe an onion which is in its early stages after birth? You say it is in its onion-ic period of its life.
Peach Puns
Which word can be used to describe a peach that is surprised, shocked, or angry with strong emotion? – Speachless!
Quotes
“Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”
Abraham Lincoln
Mole Puns
How would you describe a stinky chemist?
Mole-odorous
Deer Puns
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.