Damaged Jokes

Ear Puns

George Michael once damaged his ears while cleaning them...
Careless Swissper.

Funny Limericks

There was an Old Sailor of Compton, Whose vessel a rock it once bump'd on;
The shock was so great, that it damaged the pate,
Of that singular Sailor of Compton.

Pea Puns

Did you hear about the pea pod that became damaged?
It had to wear a pod cast.

Halloween Puns

How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
You use a pumpkin patch.