Jokes > Tags > Costs Jokes

Costs Jokes

Quotes
“I don’t want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.”
Samuel Goldwyn
Food Poems
Roses are red, violets are blue,
White wine costs less than a dinner for two.
One Liners for Kids
Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can roast beef, but you cant pea soup!
What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickleback.
Roses are Red Violets are Blue Jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
White wine costs less,
Than dinner for two.
Moon Puns
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Funny Money Quotes
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
Music Puns
What concert costs $0.45?
50 Cent with Nickelback.
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Horse Puns
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.