Choice Jokes

If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...

Dying to Czech it out
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
"Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years." - Oscar Wilde
Little Johnny and the Bullies
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it and so far, I've made $20!"