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Funny Marriage Quotes
“If you love ’em in the morning with their eyes full of crust; if you love ’em at night with their hair full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love.” - Miles Davis
Name Pick Up Lines
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Funny Money Quotes
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
Strawberry Puns
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
Chocolate Puns
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.