Cabinets Jokes

Anybody who can complete tasks atop the surface of their lower kitchen cabinets is...
counter productive.
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."
I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
I only need a prescription for like half of my kitchen cabinets.
The rest are over the counter