Betty Jokes

Funny Animal Quotes

“You can always tell about somebody by the way they put their hands on an animal.”

- Betty White.

Toilet Puns

Did you hear about the new book called "100 Miles to the Next Restroom"?
It's by Will E. Mayket and Betty Wunt.

Quotes

“People say, ‘But Betty, Facebook is a great way to connect with old friends.’ Well, at my age, if I want to connect with old friends I need a Ouija board.”
Betty White

Funny Work Quotes

“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese