Basin Jokes

Funny Limericks

There is a young schoolboy named Mason,
Whose mom cuts his hair with a basin.
When he stands in one place,
With a scarf round his face,
It's a mystery which way he’s facing.

There was an Old Man of the North,
Who fell into a basin of broth;
But a laudable cook,
Fished him out with a hook,
Which saved that Old Man of the North.

Sink Puns

What do you call two beautiful cat that sit together in the basin?
Purrfectly in sink.

I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.
My current one doesn't have enough basin.

What do you call a basin full of denim?
A gene pool!

There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."

River Puns

Where do fish wash? In a river basin.

Bathroom Puns

My dad was fixing the basin in the bathroom and accidentally broke some tiles.
My mother said, "I told you that method would be fewtile".

Fish Puns

Where do fish wash?
In a river basin.