Axe Jokes

Hand Puns

What do you call it when the axe in your hand falls on your feet.
An AXEIDENT.

Egg Puns

Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.

One Liners for Kids

Did you hear about the guy who died when an axe fell on him? The police are calling it an axe-i-dent.

Anti Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?
Hit him with an axe.

Unicorn Puns

Did you hear about the misguided unicorn lumberjack who was killing humans? He believed he was doing random axe of kindness.