Artistic Jokes

We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
What do you call an artistic piece of furniture?
A drawer
“Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.”—Roger Caras
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!