Artistic Jokes

“Some of our greatest historical and artistic treasures we place with curators in museums; others we take for walks.”—Roger Caras
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
Q. What did one artistic colored pencil say to another?
A. Bro, you are lookin' sharp today!
What do you call an artistic piece of furniture?
A drawer