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Area Jokes

Puns
Please don’t joke about my eyeballs.
It’s a sensitive area.
Ski Puns
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, was it Red Bull that gave you wings, or are you just an angel?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, know what I have in common with this new powder? 8 inches.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
Moon Puns
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Cherry Puns
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Frog Puns
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Biology Puns
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Medieval Puns
I read that in medieval times, if you lost your castle to invaders during a siege, it was incredibly unlikely that you'd get the well-fortified tower area back.
Guys back then were playing for keeps.
Color Puns
Can anyone advise me what color my hair is?
I find it's a bit of a grey area.
Do black and white count as colors?
It's a gray area.
Rabbit Puns
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
Literary Pick Up Lines
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.