Algebra Jokes

How are relationships similar to algebra?
Because sometimes you look at your X and wonder Y.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
Why didn't the Romans have algebra?
Because X always equaled 10!
Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X, she's not coming back, and no we don't know Y.
Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s never coming back—don’t ask Y.
Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
Because they always knew X was 10.
Why does algebra make you a better dancer?
Because you can use algo-rhythm.
I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics...
But graphing is where I draw the line!