Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Water you doing, my friend?
I beacha miss summer already!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.