Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Water you doing, my friend?
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
I beacha miss summer already!
Girls just wanna have sun!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Anything is popsicle during summer!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!