I beacha miss summer already!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Water you doing, my friend?
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Girls just wanna have sun!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!