I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Summer went swimmingly this year.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Girls just wanna have sun!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
This vacation has been sand-sational!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
I beacha miss summer already!
Water you doing, my friend?
All you need is a little vitamin sea.