I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn't go down so well.
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Whoops, wrong sub.
My kid’s toy submarine was having trouble staying under water...
I hope this will not surface again
How is the submarine doing at school?
It's below c-level
I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
I was amidship man.
What do you call a dog in a submarine?
A subwoofer.
We all have a submarine in our heads but we're not supposed to think about it. It's all sub-conscious.
How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep
How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
You knock on the door.
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
I got fired from my job as a submarine pilot.
I just don't get it. My performance reviews always said my work was sub-standard.
How do you impregnate a submarine?
Fill it with seamen.
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
He’ll sink ye.
What color are military submarines?
Deep navy
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
What do you get when you cross a Tambourine with a Submarine?
The Salvation Navy
What do you call a perfect submarine?
Sub-optimal.
I'm gonna quit my job on a submarine
I'm under a lot of pressure
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
Bro, are you a submarine?
Because you're so gnar.
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
whoops wrong sub
The librarian's office was on the A level. I asked for a book about submarines.
She told me to look below C level.
Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?
It's the depth charges.
Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines
They're subwoofers
Why did the submarine driver lose his job
Old, racist tweets resurfaced
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.