I have a pogo stick made out of vegetables. It’s a spring onion.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Which superhero likes spring the best?
Robin.
What’s the difference between Spring Break and Summer Break?
Jumping on the bed won’t make a Summer Break.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning.
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
It’s allergy season again?! You’ve got to be pollen my leg.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Why doesn't Mrs. Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!