How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R!
What did the florist say when it was springtime?
Business is blooming!
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
Who does May like the best?
April Showers, because April Showers brings May flowers!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
May day.
Spring is the perfect time to turn over a new leaf.
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1st?
Because they just finished a long 31-day long March!
What dog particularly enjoys the sight of flowers on the ground? A spring-er spaniel.
My wife came home with a bunch of spring flowers and asked where I'd like her to put them.
I said, " I'll tell you where you can plant your tulips."
Which monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein.