Spouse Puns

Jokes about husband, wife, and everything between them

Spouse Puns

I didn't want to believe my husband was robbing golf courses...
But I couldn't ignore the red flags!
How do you tell others that your Israeli husband made coffee?
Hebrew.
I found out my wife is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
What do you call a mosquito sitting on your spouse’s cheek?
A golden opportunity.
I asked my husband to please press pause on the movie We were watching.
He called the dog over for the task, wanted to press his paws.