We were having lunch with my wife's parents. Her father asked if she and I were still going to a concert later that night. He asked, "Are you guys going out?"
I said, "actually, we're married".
I have a spouse in a different nation.
The Imagination.
I met my husband while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper.
I asked my husband to please press pause on the movie We were watching.
He called the dog over for the task, wanted to press his paws.
What do you call a mathematician's spouse?
Their significant figure.