It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
What do you call someone from Spain who lives near the Portuguese border?
Span-ish.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
Quién...Quién.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
I've finally worked out why Spain is so good at football
Nobody expects the Spanish in position.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.