Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
So in my trip to Spain i got attacked by a bull.
Oh man that's spainful.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....
Enrique Doubleglazius.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."