You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
He’s called Senor Rita.
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
I used to live in in Aragon, in Spain.
Then I left.
I'm Aragone.
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
Quatro sinko.
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
José and Hose-B.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
People are always amazed by the skilled tattoo artists in Spain
Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Where do folks from Bilbao, Spain buy outdoor equipment?
The Basque Pro Shop.
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
I like to say mucho when i’m talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
It means a lot to them.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser.
What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.