What milk comes from Spain?
Soy Milk.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation.
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
His name is Juan O'Clock.
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
me ghosta.
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything.
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
ESBieN.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word “the” was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
"Your los."
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
He used wrote learning.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
Senor Willy.
What do you call a rental car in Spain?
A Barceloaner.