What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?