Skeleton Puns

Don't fear our Skeleton Puns, nobody gets out alive anyway!

Skeleton Puns

Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.