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Skeleton Puns

Don't fear our Skeleton Puns, nobody gets out alive anyway!

Skeleton Puns

Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
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