Skeleton Puns

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Skeleton Puns

Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
"Dying to have fun."
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Some people have no guts."
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
"Bone to be wild."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Bugs and hisses."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."