Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"Lazy bones."
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
