Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
"Lazy bones."
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Bugs and hisses."
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
"No body won the skeleton race."
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
"Dying to have fun."
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
"Bone to be wild."
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."