"Do you play the trom-bone?"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
"Bugs and hisses."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
"You can't skele-run from my skele-puns."
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Lazy bones."
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
"Bone to be wild."
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
"Dying to have fun."
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
