What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
"Some people have no guts."
"Dying to have fun."
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
"No body won the skeleton race."
"Lazy bones."