Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
"I would make a skeleton joke, but you wouldn't find it very
humerus."
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What do you call a funny bone?
A humerus.
What’s a skeletons favorite wrestling event?
A rib cage match.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why does the skeleton wear skinny jeans?
Because it’s got a marrow waistline.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
"Bugs and hisses."
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?
Bone appetit!
How do you greet a skeleton in france?
"Bonejour."
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
"Bone to be wild."
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?
He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai tree.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
"No body won the skeleton race."
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
"Some people have no guts."
How do a group of skeletons drive to work?
In the carpal lane.
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.