Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?
He wants tibia honest.
Why did the skeleton go to church?
Because it didn’t have any organs.
What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?
An osteoblast.
Why was the skeleton so lonely?
He had no body.
"Let's have some skele-fun."
What did one skeleton wrestler say to the other?
You better watch out for my special move. It will verta-break your back!
Why are skeletons such bad liars?
Everyone can see right through them.
"Laughing 'til I'm coffin."
No body has ever won a skeleton race.
What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.
Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?
It’s a skeleton crew.
Why aren’t skeletons good at poker?
You can see right through them.
What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?
Spine on the dotted line.
What do you call a skeleton's favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?
Spare ribs.
Why was the skeleton stupid?
He was a numskull.
What is a skeletons favorite meal?
Anything with Ribs.
Where do you learn about bones?
Osteoclasst.
Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?
They don’t have a leg to stand on.
Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?
He marrowly escaped.
How do two skeletons have se*?
They bone each other.
Why do skeletons never move?
Because they have too much Skelatonin.
Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?
A rib cage.
"Dying to have fun."
Why couldn't the skeleton get a date to the dance?
He doesn't have the heart to ask anyone out.
My favourite jokes are skeleton puns
Why? I find them humorous.
I need to stop being such a numbskull.
Why are bones so calm?
Nothing gets under their skin.
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
The xylobone.
Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?
It goes right through them.
Why did the skeleton go to the daycare?
To get his Kidneys.
What do skeletons put in their photocopiers?
Skeletoner
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
"Do you play the trom-bone?"
What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?
The hip.
How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?
By the bony express.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Near the town of Hannah Montana people found a dinosaur skeleton.
Scientists identified it as a Mileysaurus.
Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
"Bone to be wild."
What do you call a skeleton who lies?
A phoney-ba-boney.
What does a skeleton play in a band?
A Trom-Bone.
"Some people have no guts."
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?
He was bone tired.
My cranium is empty. I'm running bone-dry here.
What's a skeletons favorite activity?
Boning.
Why did the skeleton start a fight?
He had a bone to pick.
"Lazy bones."