Woke up this morning to a tap on my door.
That plumber has some sense of humour.
I don't know don't about your faucet, but mine is doing a pour job.
My dad dumps expired peas down the drain. Then he looks at me and says:
“Hey, I peed in the sink”
My job installed this new faucet.
I'm really faucinated by it.
Why don’t Satanic boats ever sink?
Because they’re Unholy.
I went to the hardware store and told the cashier I had to replace the plumbing for my sink. "Water pipes?" She asked.
I replied, "The round tubes that liquid flows through."
What do you call two beautiful cat that sit together in the basin?
Purrfectly in sink.
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?...
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.
My mother always told me that the best place to mend clothing is in a wash basin
but I don't sink sew.
My sinks been on deaths door for the past week or so...
I finally decided to pull the plug.
I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,
I sing faucetto.
"Hey, dad, there's a leak in the sink. Should I call the plumber?"
"No silly, just put it in the fridge!"
I tried to turn on a tap. It was a bit stiff though...
So I had to faucet.
The plumber was working on the side to become an artist.
Unfortunately, he couldn't find a faucet for his creativity.
A kitchen sink that treats you right?
That's a Farrah Fawcett.
What do you call a faucet in the capital of Belgium?
A Brussels spout.
What do you call a food waste disposter installed in the sink?
In-sink-erator
I bought a larger sink with a built in subwoofer.
My current one doesn't have enough basin.
There was a knock at the door this morning. I opened it and there was a wash basin on the doorstep.
I thought, "I'd better let this sink in."
I had to unclog my sink today.
I found it to be very draining.
To all ya'll without tap water,
Get well soon.
What do you call a basin full of denim?
A gene pool!
A plumber and his coworkers finally fixed his own sink after years of not having access to tap water. He started crying, and his coworkers asked why.
He said with a trembling voice, "Because water works!"
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink.
You can tell the gender of an ant by putting it on top of water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it doesn't, buoyant.