I was painting my room with my brother...
When I realised. He's not a very good brush.
SIBLING PUNS
Who’s the pimple’s favorite sibling?
His cyst-er.
A lot of people can't understand why Daniel Day Lewis's twin brother Daniel Night Lewis didn't make it in the movies.
That's because the difference between them is night and day.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
Mitosis!
My sister asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall”
I said maybe.
My twins give me chills, dehydration, fatigue, fever, loss of appetite, and extreme diarrhea.
Their names are Sam and Ella.
What are male twins inside a pregnant woman called?
Em-bro-yos.
My sister just delivered a baby...
I knew she had it in her.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna1, Anna2
My friend said that he eats more than his brother.
I was more concerned by the fact that he eats his brother.
I failed my Calculus exam because I was seated between two identical twins.
It was hard to differentiate between them.
What does your little sibling and Q have in common?
They will always rely on U.
I ran into my sibling while exploring the Sahara Desert.
I yelled out, "Oasis!"
Twin brothers just had a birthday
One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank...
Was a monster!
Bruce Lee had a vegan brother,Broco Lee.
My sister wanted to marry the postman
but our parents didn't letter.
My sister prefers taking the stairs, but I always take the elevator. I guess...
we are raised differently.
Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mom only carries one baby photo in her wallet.
Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.
A man called his twin brother from prison
“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
My sister had twins, a boy and a girl, and asked for help naming them.
She liked my suggestion of calling the girl Denise, but had second thoughts when I suggested calling the boy Danephew.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
and the second one Duplikate.
My friend just found out she will be giving birth to twins in 9 months!
For now, they're just cell mates.
For years, my brother wanted to be an archeologist...
But ten years in, his career lies in ruins.
How many brothers do robots have?
None. They only have transistors.
A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
And as you can see, they were Wright.