I just got a new bathtub
But we dont have to get into that right now
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
When you buy a bigger bathtub....
You have more bath room, but less bathroom.
What did Archimedes's girlfriend told him when he hadn't taken bath for several days?
Eu-reek-a
Where does the Japanese mafia take a bath?
In a yakuzzi.
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
Told my wife I’m going to take a shower.
She said, dn’t take it too far!
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself.