Told my wife I’m going to take a shower.
She said, dn’t take it too far!
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
I just got a new bathtub
But we dont have to get into that right now
I just dropped my phone in the bath
Now it's syncing.
Said to my husband I'm going to take a hot tub. He said...
"When are you going to put it back?"
Why is it a bad idea to give a cat a bath?
It will surely end in a cat-astrophe.
Where does the Japanese mafia take a bath?
In a yakuzzi.
Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky.
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
