Shower Puns

These shower puns are sure to get you squeaky clean.

Shower Puns

Where does the Japanese mafia take a bath?
In a yakuzzi.
The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn, I asked him 'pasteurized?'
He said 'No, just up to your neck'
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
When is it appropriate to sleep in a bathtub?
When you're feeling drained.
Said to my husband I'm going to take a hot tub. He said...
"When are you going to put it back?"
Dialysis is a blood bath.
Got out of the shower, went downstairs and opened the door in my towel.
I know it’s a funny place to have a door, but there you have it.
My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath...
But I can't even finish drinking the hot bath.
I was thinking about hopping in the shower...
But I realized that I might slip and hurt myself.