What did the flirty shower head say?
"Every naked person I see turns me on!"
Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs...
What is it called when you're singing in the shower and shampoo gets in your mouth?
A soap opera.
If you think the 45 degree ski slope is tough,
Wait until you try the 110 degree hot tub!
I've seen a meteor shower,
but never seen a meteor take a bath.
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
A scrub jay!
A friend of mine was taking a bath when he realised he wasn’t a very good burglar.
I can't find my scrubber in the shower
It's aloof-ah
Why do people say "hit the showers"
What did the showers ever do to you?
Why did the burglar steal a bath? He wanted to make a clean getaway.