I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Funny meat-ing you here.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?