I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?