I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!