When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.