I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you like free samples?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?