I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Do you like free samples?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?