I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Do you like free samples?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.