Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
