Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Do you like free samples?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'