(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you like free samples?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.