Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you like free samples?
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.