When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Can I be your next varietal?
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
