Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Can I be your next varietal?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Reading a shopping list, eh? I see we're both fans of the classics.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Do you like free samples?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.