Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Can I be your next varietal?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Do you like free samples?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.