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Animal Puns
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
Witch Puns
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
Donut Puns
Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland?
They thought it would be fun for the hole family.
Summer Puns
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Food Poems
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make

Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.

Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.

Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
you’re ready to dine.

(Joanna Davis)
Tennis Puns
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
One Liners for Kids
Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Spain Puns
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."