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Hummus Puns
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Salad Puns
How do you kill a salad? You go for the carrot-id artery.
Dog Puns
What do a dog and a cell phone have in common?
They both have collar ID.
Good Morning Quotes
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
— Catherynne Valente
Pea Puns
What is the charge for beating someone with a bottle of olive oil and a can of chick peas ?
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Arm Puns
Sigmund Freud used to always wear a piece of jewelry on his wrist...
It was an id bracelet.
Clever Jokes
My editor told me he didn’t like my citation formatting
He didn’t like id., et al.
Food puns
How do you kill a salad? You go for the carrot-id artery.
One Liners for Kids
What do you call having your grandma on speed dial? Instagram.