I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I less than three you.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.