I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You are one well-defined function!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I’m not an astronomer, but I still promise to give you the sun, moon, and stars.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.