Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You have one compact set.
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
You are the square to my root.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
You’re so hot you make my lab goggles fog up.
