Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
Baby, you rock my world!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
You're hotter than a data center!
Did your parents work on The Manhattan Project? Because you’re the bomb!
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.