What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone?
"Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
What is the difference between a saxophone and a lawnmower? Vibrato.
What's the definition of a gentleman? One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!
10 saxophone players blew up a theatre...
authorities are on the lookout for the tenorists.
Shopping at the music store, my friend had to settle for a fiver saxophone ...
They couldn't afford a tenor.
I saw a Jazz band last night, but they really sucked...
They really saxophoned it in.
My friend told me all about his friend's girlfriend who was playing saxophone.
Apparently she was a saxy lady.
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
Bad saxophone players should be put on some kind of public list.
I want to know if I'm living next to a registered sax offender.
What do you call a boy and girl playing blues music? The battle of the saxes.
What do you call someone that plays Tenor and Alto saxophone?
Bisaxual.
Why do blues musicians tour the most in the summer? So they can visit all their kids.
Why do saxophone players get so many dates?
Because they have sax appeal
What instrument do English people play?
The Anglo-Saxophone!
What do you call a cow that plays the saxophone? A blues moo-sician.