What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
Rag time.
Why did the jazz musician refuse to be quarantined?
Cause he was an outdoor cat.
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
"learn to play piano by ear!"
"Thanks, I'd rather use my fingers."
Why was the piano laughing?
Because I was tickling his ivories
What's worse than a SPIDER on your PIANO?
CRAB on your ORGAN.
Why did the pianist quit playing the piano?
Bad Bach.
Did you hear the one about the pianist convention?
They had a few keynote speakers
Asked a pianist if he could play the Chick Pea Song.
He said, "Maybe. Can you hummus a few bars?"
What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
I wrote a song to memorialize the man killed when a piano fell down a mine shaft.
It's in A flat minor.
After playing guitar for years I thought I could learn to play the piano.
But it's not an easy instrument to pick up.
What is a pianist’s favorite cheese ?
Mozzartrella.
When did the pianist finally turn their life around?
After they hit Rockbottomoff.
What was the pianist doing at the mall?
Chopin.
My uncle was crushed by a piano...
His funeral was very low key.
What do you call a low-quality Russian composer, pianist, and conductor of the late Romantic period?
Knockmaninoff.
I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
A piano player got arrested at a wedding...
He was trying to root the relatives.
I'm 6'6", 280lb, and I've played piano for 23 years
I'm a huge pianist.
What's better than having roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ....